We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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