I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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