My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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