He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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