Whod you bang
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
So. Much. Porn.
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