Is it normal to miss your booty call?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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