Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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