I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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