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Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Will exercising make me less horny?
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