My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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