forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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