i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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