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i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body

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(248): View more from Michigan

Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox

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(813): View more from Florida

why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!

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(571): View more from Virginia

I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm

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(404): View more from Georgia

Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?

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(330): View more from Ohio

Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.

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