I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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