but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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