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  My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine

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• I like how you can take the obvious "I'm about to get drunk" euphemism out of this seller simile.

  Submitted by TheNorwegian on Jul 30, 13 at 6:48pm

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  • stellar* fuck you, autocorrect.

    Submitted by TheNorwegian on Jul 30, 13 at 6:49pm

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• Demonstrates a profound misunderstanding of the basics of winemaking.

  Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Jul 30, 13 at 6:06pm

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• I've had the same feeling in my balls.

  Submitted by blahshutup on Jul 30, 13 at 5:20pm

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• I feel your pain.

  Submitted by icepick23 on Jul 30, 13 at 3:57pm

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