Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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