Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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