I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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