is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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