Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
