Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
BRING THE BAGELS
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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