My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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