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  He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.

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• "Oy my gawd Becky ..."

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 14, 12 at 11:29am

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  • "She looks like some rap guy's girlfriend!"

    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Mar 14, 12 at 4:59pm

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• recognizable, not necessarily nice.

  Submitted by Smurfo on Mar 14, 12 at 11:30am

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  • Hitler would be recognizable from 15 yards.

    Submitted by Smurfo on Mar 14, 12 at 11:38am

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    • so would a bearded woman.

      Submitted by Smurfo on Mar 14, 12 at 11:39am

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      • or a severe yeast infection.

        Submitted by Smurfo on Mar 14, 12 at 11:40am

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        • Ewww.

          Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Mar 14, 12 at 2:36pm

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• Or a REALLY big ass...

  Submitted by W_T_F on Mar 14, 12 at 1:34pm

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  • That was my first thought.

    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Mar 14, 12 at 2:35pm

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• Now she want a photo. You already know though. You only live once, that's the motto nigga YOLO!

  Submitted by bigazzmofo01 on Mar 14, 12 at 7:18pm

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• Asses are like fingerprints. I couldn't even count the number of girls I can recognize based on their asses. It's a unique identifier.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 14, 12 at 4:09pm

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  • Beyond true

    Submitted by 830_210 on Mar 15, 12 at 2:23am

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  • ass men FTW!!!

    Submitted by Puckstopper40 on Mar 15, 12 at 2:29am

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• She must be a football player, which would explain the ass, who the hell else measures in yards?

  Submitted by mthib on Mar 14, 12 at 12:08pm

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  • Me measuring my dick.

    Submitted by sharkslayer11 on Mar 14, 12 at 12:55pm

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    • yeah...your girlfriend told me it is .003 yards long

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 14, 12 at 12:59pm

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      • Nicely burned!

        Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Mar 14, 12 at 2:39pm

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        • I was aware of the consequences of posting that lol

          Submitted by sharkslayer11 on Mar 14, 12 at 4:11pm

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  • I measure in yards; been hunting since I was 7.

    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Mar 14, 12 at 2:38pm

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• Or maybe you have a really gross, fat ass.

  Submitted by P0werShift on Mar 14, 12 at 7:56pm

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• You bought that?

  Submitted by sssmarie on Mar 15, 12 at 1:39am

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• Or a jiggler

  Submitted by FiestaEddy on Mar 14, 12 at 1:39pm

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• "Look at her butt..tunechi.." lol

  Submitted by pureboredom on Mar 14, 12 at 4:39pm

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