I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I am mentally ready for anal.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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