How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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