these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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