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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time

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The chairs at McDonalds. God bless America

Submitted by nfpc135 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:16am

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Clearly a girl your size should be wearing a tube top and spandex shorts when you go out.

Submitted by mikew2010 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:16am

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- I actually know a girl who weighs 108 pounds who has a muffin top, so you dont really know for sure shes fat.
  
  Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 12, 10 at 4:05pm
  
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  - if she's 108 and has a muffin top, then she's either 4'8", or the bitch doesn't know how to buy clothes properly. take her shopping for some better shit
    
    Submitted by ano_nemus on Jul 13, 10 at 4:52am
    
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You could fit on a treadmill

Submitted by gardea_11b on Jul 12, 10 at 10:56am

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Sounds like my kinda gal. Fat chicks will suck your dick off and ride you into next week

Submitted by Thrax on Jul 12, 10 at 12:10pm

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If I sent this to a friend and they sent it here, I would be pissed!

Submitted by anon33 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:25am

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I agree with mike. Lots of thin brightly colored spandex pieces to help accentuate your model like physique. I would recommend buying a couple sizes smaller than normal.

Submitted by 2144571774 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:21am

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- I just called you.....you did not answer...
  
  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 11:11am
  
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Does the gym fit?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 11:29am

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Oh u fancy huh

Submitted by HR_paperstacks on Jul 12, 10 at 10:06am

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- Nails done, hair done, everything did. I'm pretty sure snookie is the original poster.
  
  Submitted by RolledUp on Jul 12, 10 at 3:28pm
  
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  - You gettin ready so i know we gone be here a while. And it was definitely snookie.
    
    Submitted by jayhawka on Jul 14, 10 at 3:34am
    
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Mooomooo???

Submitted by Quietthing on Jul 12, 10 at 11:50am

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a snuggie

Submitted by Nanniepoo on Jul 13, 10 at 3:28pm

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How about a comprehensive diet and exercise plan?

Submitted by squibkick on Jul 12, 10 at 12:39pm

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Stop being so fat

Submitted by 1989toyotapickup on Jul 12, 10 at 9:17am

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Jenny Craig will fit anyone.

Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:22am

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@anon8609 \nNahhh it's cuz skinny girls are sexier and easier to bang. Search through waves of fat to find the hole probably isn't what normal people wanna end up doing Friday night :/

Submitted by burnt921 on Jul 14, 10 at 5:00am

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Some people just shouldn't be allowed out in public.

Submitted by marsho on Jul 12, 10 at 5:57pm

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Sounds like a case of Slim-Fast would fit.

Submitted by charlieharper on Jul 12, 10 at 12:08pm

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My face might work

Submitted by hateyourface on Jul 12, 10 at 3:12pm

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bathing suit/romper?

Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 14, 10 at 9:15pm

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a gym???

Submitted by TBONEa on Jul 12, 10 at 2:24pm

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muffin top just means your clothes are too tight. skinny girls get it too as long as you aren't prepubescent and have SOME kind of hips. go up a size or two and show off the curves, any guy who wants only super thin girls probably has a small dick anyway and needs to feel "bigger"

Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 12, 10 at 11:46pm

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Either lose the muffin top or buy spanx

Submitted by la_bella_vida on Jul 12, 10 at 10:11am

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Hefty makes something that might fit

Submitted by CAPTAINKANGAROO on Jul 15, 10 at 2:38pm

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I love every single one of the comments to this post! And for the OP I think if you wear a moomoo you should be in the clear!

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 13, 10 at 1:49am

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Duh. Swimsuit sizes suck.

Submitted by Captain0bvious on Jul 12, 10 at 10:31am

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Buy bigger clothes.

Submitted by user69 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:15am

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I bet if you'd take your fat ass to the gym you'd find something to fit. Remember, fast food is only your friend if you are skinny and eat it in moderation.

Submitted by ashmarie on Jul 12, 10 at 7:48pm

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Keepin New Jersey proud...

Submitted by heyxbrookeee on Jul 12, 10 at 12:57pm

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Just stay in your trailer and never come out. Because humanity hates your life.

Submitted by sperman96 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:05am

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A diet would be a good fit, fat ass

Submitted by E82Stud on Jul 14, 10 at 2:23am

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A diet perhaps..

Submitted by violentgsxr on Jul 13, 10 at 11:30am

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I still find girls wearing bedsheets attractive...oh wait,! No I don't

Submitted by marrio91 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:10pm

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Oohhhh yeah I'd hit it!

Submitted by oogieboogiex on Jul 13, 10 at 1:21am

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Fat chick alert

Submitted by imajew on Jul 29, 10 at 4:30pm

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Cardboard boxes are cheap and fit perfectly for "square figures"

Submitted by burnt921 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:57am

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Get punched in the jaw and have it wired shut. That will solve your fat issues pretty darn quick.

Submitted by ronthebrit on Jul 12, 10 at 3:30pm

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A bed sheet

Submitted by Megzii on Jul 12, 10 at 1:55pm

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Try shopping at plus size shops. There are lots of great outfits for bigger girls. :)

Submitted by bexstar on Jul 16, 10 at 1:05pm

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Epic fail!

Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Jul 13, 10 at 12:50am

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Spandex bible

Submitted by Fireproof on Jul 13, 10 at 2:02am

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This just in big and tall now has a circus tent section in both fat and damn she is big enjoy

Submitted by currypower on Jul 12, 10 at 10:15am

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A bullet should fit just fine....

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 9:21am

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- All the fatties are voting thumbs down.....LOL!
  
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  - Nope all the people that aren't cunts are voting down. \n\nIn response to the text...TOGA TOGA TOGA!
    
    Submitted by CaribouMegs on Jul 12, 10 at 11:23am
    
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How about the plus size store?

Submitted by superultimate on Jul 12, 10 at 6:28pm

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Amen sister. : 8 )

Submitted by nattielite on Jul 13, 10 at 1:17am

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A treadmill should work...

Submitted by elsangre21 on May 19, 12 at 4:43am

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I wonder if a diet would fit you

Submitted by prompt on Jul 13, 10 at 12:38am

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Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round!

Submitted by hobogal on Jul 13, 10 at 8:42pm

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MIDDLETOWN all the way

Submitted by alexkoziol23 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:38am

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Try a tarp fatty

Submitted by citispudstl on Jul 13, 10 at 2:17pm

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a gym might...

Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Jul 13, 10 at 5:05am

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husky

Submitted by laf24 on Jul 12, 10 at 11:46am

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