So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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