U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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