She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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