READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
There's always time for handjobs
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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