Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
its not stalking. its research.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Two words: blizzard sex
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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