he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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chocolate, vanilla, lemon, empanadas or perhaps are you a carrot cake girl?
nice analogy!
Wow, the best metaphor a slut has ever used!
simile
Simile is a type of metaphor.
I got myself one of those too! You go girrrrrl!!
OP is a guy.
Hardgay, a\nBuffet of manliness.
How the hell did you beat the comment filter?
that's what he said
So he was the stale carrot cake with non dairy whipped topping that sits in your stomach for hours, leaving you feeling nauseous and bloated?
Man buffet = always a good night.
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