i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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