yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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