Are we in a gay sports bar?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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