She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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