Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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