Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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