Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Swine flu is the new snow day.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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