just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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