so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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