But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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