We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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