just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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