Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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