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you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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