Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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