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  she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."

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• The king deserves his throne!

  Submitted by CitizenScrappy on Aug 10, 10 at 5:06pm

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• Gettin sloppy rulebook, maybe you shouldn't comment on every single text

  Submitted by mauiwowie on Aug 10, 10 at 8:18pm

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• If you're passed out you don't repeat phrases, shitfucker.

  Submitted by notTexan on Aug 10, 10 at 8:53pm

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• Rulebook it's you AIN'T NOTHIN but a hound dog. Sadly over half of y'all can't even sing one Elvis song.

  Submitted by fleischer911 on Aug 11, 10 at 1:45am

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• haha great sftlolz

  Submitted by Flyers108 on Aug 10, 10 at 5:10pm

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• drunk shits are the worst

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 10, 10 at 6:22pm

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• How where you talking if you were passed out?

  Submitted by stig on Aug 11, 10 at 2:23am

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• i agree with mauiwowie rule book you have to choose your battles some arent worth commenting on

  Submitted by haha1 on Aug 10, 10 at 8:27pm

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• @dthbrngr: well don't you feel like a douche right about now?

  Submitted by JTGrogan on Aug 10, 10 at 6:59pm

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• So apparently you talk in your state of "passed out." I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're uber dumb and mom and dad should take away your cell phone.

  Submitted by belle_darkheart on Aug 10, 10 at 9:54pm

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• If by elvis u mean singing on the toilet who isnt elvis?

  Submitted by mikekid567 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:31pm

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• Mintyshake... I am saddened you know Elvis' favorite snacks. Moreso that I understood 

  Submitted by PolarBare on Aug 12, 10 at 1:25am

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• coolness two firsts

  Submitted by xyzxyz on Aug 10, 10 at 5:04pm

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• People who think serial commenters are funny just make me depressed, the only good comments I've ever read are anon or just random people, not jeff, rulebook, firsty, etc. People who think they are likely the same tools who made lolcats popular.

  Submitted by PerfectHaze on Aug 11, 10 at 1:58am

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  • I can haz pretzel?

    Submitted by firsty on Aug 11, 10 at 1:26pm

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  • Can I haz rulebook?

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 11, 10 at 2:01pm

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• Awsomeness

  Submitted by tarax on Aug 10, 10 at 11:24pm

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• Lmfao

  Submitted by 13sblair on Aug 12, 10 at 7:50pm

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• :)

  Submitted by sandeepdots on Aug 11, 10 at 6:49am

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• First!

  Submitted by dthbrngr on Aug 10, 10 at 5:27pm

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• did Elvis died?

  Submitted by fistin_grannies on Aug 11, 10 at 7:21am

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• A hunka hunka burnin love....

  Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 10, 10 at 5:47pm

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• Haha that is awesome

  Submitted by juanv124 on Aug 10, 10 at 6:21pm

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• awesome

  Submitted by derrickster on Aug 10, 10 at 6:11pm

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• Elvis sucked

  Submitted by spewtaine on Aug 13, 10 at 10:33pm

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• U musta been crapping bacon, bananas, peanut butter and quualudes- good night!

  Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 11, 10 at 8:19am

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• King in the castle, king in the castle.

  Submitted by Borat on Aug 11, 10 at 12:35am

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• To 2:23 a.m., some people talk in their sleep. Maybe it's worse when they have been drinking.

  Submitted by WTCsn on Aug 11, 10 at 9:02am

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• Rule 573: You are nothing but a hound dog.

  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 10, 10 at 8:14pm

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• Musta been one hell of a shit! Lol probably ate one to many burritos.

  Submitted by nbhilliard on Aug 10, 10 at 6:35pm

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• shittn on a toylet like elvis like a boss

  Submitted by kmomokbs on Aug 10, 10 at 9:23pm

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• rip Elvis 4eva and alwaiz

  Submitted by madmike91 on Aug 11, 10 at 12:18am

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• Great balls of fire!

  Submitted by brandonbatchelor on Aug 10, 10 at 9:00pm

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• Oh wow! You're so cool.

  Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 10, 10 at 5:25pm

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