Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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