Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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