He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You're breaking my sexual little heart
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
